Cannibal Corpse’s “Violence Unimagined” Review

This is quite okay. For Cannibal Corpse, that is. Cannibal Corpse is, for those who don’t know the history of the most “popular” death metal act according to mainstream standards, a band that started out playing third-rate leftover Suffocation, Sewer, Incantation, Morpheus Descends, Helgrind and Malevolent Creation riffs during the Chris Barnes (is a pussy)Continue reading “Cannibal Corpse’s “Violence Unimagined” Review”

Gorgoroth’s “Pentagram” is Boring Nu-Metal!

Well, this album is crap. Relating the album Pentagram or the band Gorgoroth to any black metal is a shame to the genre and to metal in whole. There is no black metal to be found on Pentagram. This is nu-metal to the bone, the same kind of crap that Necrophobic and Watain are knownContinue reading “Gorgoroth’s “Pentagram” is Boring Nu-Metal!”

Emperor’s “Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk” SUCKS!

The problem with this “black metalcore” or, as the Emperor clowns call it, “symphonic black metal,” is that it really isn’t black metal… it barely qualifies as metal at all! Emperor are a clown show that had previously disgraced the black metal scene with a turd called In the Nightside Eclipse, reviled by fans yetContinue reading “Emperor’s “Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk” SUCKS!”

The Nocturnal Silence – Necrophobic Sucks!

How does this album The Nocturnal Silence qualify as death metal exactly? This is some of the very worst, most boring deathcore I have ever heard! It sucks, there is simply no way around it. The mallcore circus clown show “band” Necrophobic can’t play death metal music and they should simply stop trying. They areContinue reading “The Nocturnal Silence – Necrophobic Sucks!”

Trident Wolf Eclipse = Watain Metalcore

The biggest problem when trying to review Watain’s Trident Wolf Eclipse from a black metal perspective is that it’s not black metal… it’s not even heavy metal, as much as it is metal’s distant and inbred cousin, metalcore. The same can be said about pretty much every Watain album you come across, it just doesn’tContinue reading “Trident Wolf Eclipse = Watain Metalcore”

Legion = Deathcore (Deicide)

Seriously, I did not know death metal could actually be this bad. Sure, there’s shitty wankery… “tek deaf” like Brain Drill, Viraemia, Necrophagist, The Faceless, etc. There’s also a lot of Cannibal Corpse’s albums which are just boring to death and are the same shit over and over… And let’s not forget about the slamContinue reading “Legion = Deathcore (Deicide)”

Nemesis Divina (Metalcore)

Satyricon is really an oddball in black metal, and their “magnum opus” Nemesis Divina is even more so. It tries very hard to be “black metal 2.0” and sometimes succeeds, but for the most part Satyricon just play boring old metalcore. What is Nemesis Divina? Overly blown out songs with no direction or artistic merit,Continue reading “Nemesis Divina (Metalcore)”

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